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Condom Balls

@fattos · 2026-03-08
The Jolly Balloon Man
DECK $
$92.35
MYTHIC
4
RARE
37
UNCOMMON
30
COMMON
40
COMMAND1 CARD

Creature

1 card
MAIN99 CARDS

Creature

34 cards
NAMECOSTPRICE
Solemn Simulacrum
$0.33
Village Bell-Ringer
$0.29
Sun Titan
$0.29
Karmic Guide
$1.06
Restoration Angel
$0.35
Zealous Conscripts
$0.34
Gold Myr
$0.82
Iron Myr
$0.88
Combat Celebrant
$2.73
Skyclave Apparition
$0.30
Coercive Recruiter
$0.29
Loyal Warhound
$0.60
Cathar Commando
$0.32
Welcoming Vampire
$2.64
Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
$0.52
Ao, the Dawn Sky
$0.51
Spirited Companion
$0.29
Circuit Mender
$0.34
Rumor Gatherer
$0.38
Witty Roastmaster
$0.96
Inspiring Overseer
$0.33
Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier
$1.62
Éowyn, Fearless Knight
$0.75
Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor
$0.26
Molten Gatekeeper
$0.26
Helpful Hunter
$0.25
Splitskin Doll
$0.30
Arabella, Abandoned Doll
$0.60
Marvin, Murderous Mimic
$3.79
Star Athlete
$1.10
Weftstalker Ardent
$3.27
Kindly Customer
$0.26
Kirol, Attentive First-Year
$0.62
Colossus of the Blood Age
$0.17

Enchantment

4 cards

Artifact

9 cards

Sorcery

4 cards

Instant

12 cards

Land

12 cards
MAYBE11 CARDS
MONEY CARDS·26 CARDS·$51.75
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SAMPLE HAND7 CARDS
NAMECOSTTYPEPRICE
CURVE
0071212193746536+
COLOR
W: 44 pipsR: 24 pipsC: 117 pips
TYPES
Land36
Nonbasic10
Basic26
Plains14
Mountain12
Desert1
Creature35
Human8
Spirit5
Angel3
Toy3
Warrior3
Citizen2
Cleric2
Dog2
Dragon2
Golem2
Kor2
Myr2
Soldier2
Vampire2
Advisor1
Artificer1
Cat1
Clown1
Construct1
Devil1
Drix1
Elf1
Giant1
Insect1
Knight1
Orc1
Pirate1
Scout1
Wizard1
Outlaws1
Party6
Artifact18
Toy3
Equipment2
Golem2
Myr2
Construct1
Insect1
Instant12
Enchantment5
Dog1
Sorcery4
Legends10
Historic25
LAND PROBABILITY
36 LANDS · 99 CARDS
OPENING HAND
MISS A LAND DROP

Assumes one card drawn per turn, one land played per turn, no additional draw or recursion, no discard, and only counting cards in Main. Select a different number of lands in opening hand to see the adjusted missed land drop distribution.

TURN 10.0%
TURN 20.0%
TURN 30.0%
TURN 416.3%
TURN 540.7%
TURN 663.2%
TURN 779.4%
COMMANDER BRACKET
Bracket 3 · Upgraded
GAME CHANGERS · 0 OF 3
None
MASS LAND DENIAL · 0
None
EXTRA TURNS · 0
None
COMBOS5 COMBOS
Bracket 3
two-card combo, for six mana or less, pieces included
  • Infinite creature LTB
  • Infinite creature ETB
  • Infinite creature sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
  • Infinite untap of creatures you control
  • Infinite mana creatures you control can produce
Bracket 2
late two-card combo, for eight mana or less, pieces included
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
  • Infinite mana creatures you control can produce
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite combat damage
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite mana creatures you control can produce
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite untap of creatures you control
  • Infinite combat phases
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite LTB
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