MetaMox
⌘K
COMMANDER · DECK

Rubber noises to hurt the masses

@SynonymRoll · 2026-07-08
The Jolly Balloon Man
DECK $
$386.46
MYTHIC
14
RARE
32
UNCOMMON
21
COMMON
45
COMMAND1 CARD

Creature

1 card
MAIN99 CARDS

Creature

37 cards
NAMECOSTPRICE
Felidar Guardian
$2.87
Recruiter of the Guard
$6.66
Soul Warden
$7.86
Wurmcoil Engine
$8.97
Daxos, Blessed by the Sun
$0.24
Imperial Recruiter
$11.63
Glorious Protector
$0.34
Cathar Commando
$0.28
Welcoming Vampire
$2.64
Voldaren Epicure
$0.26
Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
$0.38
Ao, the Dawn Sky
$0.37
Spirited Companion
$0.34
Circuit Mender
$0.33
Professional Face-Breaker
$4.69
Witty Roastmaster
$0.96
Icewind Stalwart
$0.24
Patron of the Arts
$0.27
Resolute Reinforcements
$0.23
Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier
$1.62
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
$26.31
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
$44.77
Charming Scoundrel
$0.73
Delney, Streetwise Lookout
$34.24
Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor
$0.26
Molten Gatekeeper
$0.26
Sunspine Lynx
$1.80
Agate Instigator
$8.23
Helpful Hunter
$0.25
Enduring Innocence
$4.02
Overlord of the Boilerbilges
$2.06
Arabella, Abandoned Doll
$0.60
Marvin, Murderous Mimic
$3.79
Voice of Victory
$18.37
Exalted Sunborn
$23.39
Weftstalker Ardent
$3.27
Dalkovan Packbeasts
$0.34

Enchantment

8 cards

Artifact

8 cards

Sorcery

4 cards

Instant

6 cards

Land

12 cards
MAYBE12 CARDS
MONEY CARDS·43 CARDS·$287.94
Sign in to save your threshold.

Planeswalker

1 card

Creature

20 cards

Enchantment

4 cards

Artifact

8 cards

Sorcery

1 card
NAMECOSTPRICE
Strike It Rich
$1.38

Instant

4 cards

Land

5 cards
SAMPLE HAND7 CARDS
NAMECOSTTYPEPRICE
CURVE
001011821631044556+
COLOR
W: 47 pipsR: 24 pipsC: 118 pips
TYPES
Creature38
Human10
Soldier4
Cat3
Dragon3
Phyrexian3
Spirit3
Advisor2
Angel2
Cleric2
Horror2
Rogue2
Toy2
Vampire2
Warrior2
Artificer1
Avatar1
Bard1
Beast1
Citizen1
Clown1
Demigod1
Devil1
Dog1
Drix1
Elemental1
Glimmer1
Golem1
Insect1
Kor1
Lizard1
Noble1
Ox1
Praetor1
Scout1
Sheep1
Tiefling1
Wizard1
Wurm1
Outlaws2
Party7
Land36
Nonbasic10
Basic26
Plains16
Mountain14
Artifact13
Equipment2
Toy2
Golem1
Insect1
Phyrexian1
Wurm1
Enchantment12
Avatar1
Background1
Class1
Demigod1
Dog1
Glimmer1
Horror1
Room1
Sheep1
Instant6
Sorcery4
Legends12
Historic23
LAND PROBABILITY
36 LANDS · 99 CARDS
OPENING HAND
MISS A LAND DROP

Assumes one card drawn per turn, one land played per turn, no additional draw or recursion, no discard, and only counting cards in Main. Select a different number of lands in opening hand to see the adjusted missed land drop distribution.

TURN 10.0%
TURN 20.0%
TURN 30.0%
TURN 416.3%
TURN 540.7%
TURN 663.2%
TURN 779.4%
COMMANDER BRACKET
Bracket 1 · Exhibition
GAME CHANGERS · 0 OF 3
None
MASS LAND DENIAL · 0
None
EXTRA TURNS · 0
None
COMBOS11 COMBOS
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite blinking of most creatures
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite LTB
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite blinking of most creatures
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite LTB
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite blinking of most creatures
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite LTB
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite blinking of most creatures
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite LTB
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite LTB
  • Infinite ETB
  • Infinite sacrifice triggers
  • Infinite death triggers
  • Infinite creature tokens with haste
Bracket 1
doesn’t raise the bracket
  • Infinite creature ETB
  • Infinite creature LTB
LEGALITYCOMMANDER-FAMILY FORMATS
COMMANDER
Legal
DUEL COMMANDER
Not legal
1 banned card
BANNED · 1
NAMECOSTTYPEPRICE
Sol Ring
Artifact$1.89
CEDH
Not cEDH
  • No game changers, and nothing names it cEDH
BRAWL (HISTORIC)
Not legal
14 cards not in the pool
Group
Color
View
Comments · 0
No comments yet.