COMMANDER · DECK

[cEDH] Goth Baristas and Thigh Tats

Bracket 4 · Optimized

@Merculeez · 2025-10-26

Kaalia of the Vast

DECK $

$12,284.80

MYTHIC

28

RARE

95

UNCOMMON

11

COMMON

7

COMMAND1 CARD

Creature

1 card

MAIN99 CARDS

Creature

21 cards

Enchantment

7 cards

Artifact

13 cards

Sorcery

15 cards

Instant

18 cards

Land

25 cards

SIDEBOARD13 CARDS

Creature

4 cards

Artifact

2 cards

Instant

7 cards

MAYBE29 CARDS

Planeswalker

1 card

Creature

9 cards

Enchantment

2 cards

Artifact

4 cards

Sorcery

2 cards

Instant

5 cards

Land

6 cards

MONEY CARDS·118 CARDS·$9,824.64

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Planeswalker

1 card

Creature

26 cards

Enchantment

7 cards

Artifact

15 cards

Sorcery

14 cards

Instant

27 cards

Land

28 cards

BRACKETCOMMANDER BRACKETS

Bracket 4 · Optimized

15 game changers — Bracket 3 allows 3
Dualcaster Mage + Saw in Half: early arguably two-card combo, for four mana or less, pieces included
one extra-turn card — fine from Bracket 2 up

GAME CHANGERS · 15 (BRACKET 3 ALLOWS 3)

MASS LAND DENIAL · 0

None

EXTRA TURNS · 1

COMBOS · 1

Dualcaster Mage + Saw in Half — Bracket 3, early arguably two-card combo, for four mana or less, pieces included

ELIGIBILITYCOMMANDER-FAMILY FORMATS

COMMANDER

Legal

DUEL COMMANDER

Not legal

18 banned cards

BANNED · 18

CEDH

Reads as cEDH

The deck’s name says cEDH
15 game changers — cEDH lists run 10 or more

BRAWL (HISTORIC)

Not legal

4 banned cards, 23 cards not in the pool

BANNED · 4

NOT IN THE POOL · 23

CURVE

COLOR

TYPES

Land25

Nonbasic25

Plains5

Swamp5

Mountain4

Town1

Creature22

Human9

Cleric4

Demon3

Halfling2

Soldier2

Warrior2

Advisor1

Ape1

Archer1

Bard1

Devil1

Dragon1

Dwarf1

Echidna1

Goblin1

Monkey1

Nightmare1

Orc1

Pirate1

Ranger1

Rebel1

Rogue1

Scout1

Sorcerer1

Spirit1

Wizard1

Outlaws2

Party8

Instant18

Lesson1

Sorcery15

Artifact14

Human1

Soldier1

Enchantment7

Aura1

Legends11

Historic23

LAND PROBABILITY

25 LANDS · 99 CARDS

OPENING HAND

MISS A LAND DROP

Assumes one card drawn per turn, one land played per turn, no additional draw or recursion, no discard, and only counting cards in Main. Select a different number of lands in opening hand to see the adjusted missed land drop distribution.

TURN 10.0%

TURN 20.0%

TURN 30.0%

TURN 432.8%

TURN 565.6%

TURN 685.4%

TURN 794.6%

SAMPLE HAND7 CARDS

NAMECOSTTYPEPRICE

COMBOS7 COMBOS

Infinite self-millNear-infinite storm count

Infinite self-millNear-infinite storm countNear-infinite mana among colors of legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS

Artifact Castable for that survives

Infinite draw triggers for all playersInfinite looting for all playersNear-infinite magecraft triggersNear-infinite storm count

Infinite draw triggersInfinite lootingInfinite looting for opponentsNear-infinite storm count

Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureNear-infinite card draw for target opponentNear-infinite damageNear-infinite draw triggers for target opponentTarget opponent loses the game

Bracket 3 · early arguably two-card combo, for four mana or less, pieces includedInfinite creature tokensInfinite creature ETBInfinite magecraft triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite death triggers

Infinite draw triggers for all playersInfinite looting for all playersInfinite self-discard triggers for all playersNear-infinite colored manaNear-infinite Treasure tokens

PRECONHeavenly Inferno· Commander 2011 (CMD)

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+ 110 CARDS NOT IN PRECON

+ Ad Nauseam + Ancient Tomb + Angel's Grace + Animate Dead + Arcane Signet + Archivist of Oghma + Arena of Glory + Arid Mesa + Badlands + Beseech the Mirror + Blood Crypt + Bloodstained Mire + Bolas's Citadel + Burnt Offering + Cabal Ritual + Cavern of Souls + Chance for Glory + Children of Korlis + Chrome Mox + City of Brass + Culling the Weak + Dark Ritual + Delney, Streetwise Lookout + Demonic Counsel + Demonic Tutor + Diabolic Intent + Doom Whisperer + Dualcaster Mage + Emergence Zone + Enlightened Tutor + Entomb + Esper Sentinel + Faithless Looting + Final Fortune + Flamescroll Celebrant // Revel in Silence + Flooded Strand + Gamble + Gemstone Caverns + Gleeful Demolition + Godless Shrine + Goryo's Vengeance + Grand Abolisher + Grim Monolith + Grim Tutor + Hexing Squelcher + Hoarding Broodlord + Imperial Seal + Invoke Calamity + Knuckles the Echidna + Lion's Eye Diamond + Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff + Lotus Petal + Magda, Brazen Outlaw + Mana Confluence + Mana Vault + Marsh Flats + Mayhem Devil + Mox Amber + Mox Diamond + Mox Opal + Myrel, Shield of Argive + Necromancy + Necropotence + Orcish Bowmasters + Orim's Chant + Peer into the Abyss + Plateau + Polluted Delta + Praetor's Grasp + Professional Face-Breaker + Pyroblast + Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer + Rain of Filth + Ranger-Captain of Eos + Razaketh, the Foulblooded + Reanimate + Red Elemental Blast + Redirect Lightning + Reprieve + Rite of Flame + Sacred Foundry + Sacrifice + Saw in Half + Scalding Tarn + Scrubland + Sevinne's Reclamation + Shadowy Backstreet + Shallow Grave + Silence + Simian Spirit Guide + Smothering Tithe + Starting Town + Static Prison + Swords to Plowshares + Tainted Pact + Talisman of Hierarchy + Talisman of Indulgence + Tataru Taru + Touch the Spirit Realm + Underworld Breach + Valgavoth, Terror Eater + Vampiric Tutor + Verdant Catacombs + Vexing Bauble + Vilis, Broker of Blood + Voice of Victory + Wheel of Fortune + Windswept Heath + Wishclaw Talisman + Wooded Foothills

- 76 PRECON CARDS NOT IN DECK

- Akoum Refuge - Akroma, Angel of Fury - Akroma's Vengeance - Angel of Despair - Angelic Arbiter - Anger - Archangel of Strife - Armillary Sphere - Avatar of Slaughter - Barren Moor - Basandra, Battle Seraph - Bathe in Light - Bladewing the Risen - Bojuka Bog - Boros Garrison - Boros Guildmage - Boros Signet - Cleansing Beam - Comet Storm - Congregate - Darksteel Ingot - Death by Dragons - Diabolic Tutor - Dragon Whelp - Dread Cacodemon - Duergar Hedge-Mage - Earthquake - Evincar's Justice - Evolving Wilds - Fallen Angel - Forgotten Cave - Furnace Whelp - Gwyllion Hedge-Mage - Lightkeeper of Emeria - Lightning Greaves - Malfegor - Mana-Charged Dragon - Master Warcraft - Molten Slagheap - Mortify - Mother of Runes - Mountain - Oni of Wild Places - Orim's Thunder - Oros, the Avenger - Orzhov Basilica - Orzhov Guildmage - Orzhov Signet - Path to Exile - Plains - Pyrohemia - Rakdos Carnarium - Rakdos Signet - Razorjaw Oni - Reiver Demon - Return to Dust - Righteous Cause - Rupture Spire - Secluded Steppe - Serra Angel - Shattered Angel - Soul Snare - Stranglehold - Sulfurous Blast - Swamp - Syphon Flesh - Syphon Mind - Tariel, Reckoner of Souls - Terminate - Vivid Meadow - Voice of All - Vow of Duty - Vow of Lightning - Vow of Malice - Wrecking Ball - Zoetic Cavern